Uncle John is Still Alive

Synopsis

Oliver and Delia's Uncle John has lived a rich (pun not intended) life full of inexplicable luck. Simply put: the man just won't quit living.

Please note that I have been using dashes in my work as a stylistic choice long, long before ChatGPT even existed. I do not and never will use AI in my writing. Please also note that this piece contains occasional profanity.