The Collections of a Murderous Housewife

Author: Diamond

25 Recipes for Navigating Love, Marriage, and Occasionally Disposing of the Evidence She keeps an immaculate kitchen. She knows which berries are poisonous. And she's been taking notes since the honeymoon. Meet the housewife who's finally snapped. Part satire, part survival guide, and entirely unapologetic, this darkly comic cookbook serves up 25 "recipes" for the domestically exasperated. Learn how to handle a terrible husband, survive a wedding night with cannibal in-laws and host the perfect alibi appetiser platter and many more recipes. Do not read near a suspicious spouse!